(Updated November 2017)
“You just can’t please me with that,” she said. “I’m sorry, but size DOES matter.”
The words stung. It wasn’t the first time I’d heard them, but it was definitely the least sugar-coated way a girl had told me things weren’t working out because of my size.
What could I do, though? I had what I was born with, right?
That was what I thought. Then I discovered the Bathmate Hydropump.
In researching products for male enhancement, I’ve seen tons of pills and a few creams and lotions. I’ve also come across exercises and recommended lifestyle changes to make you bigger. Those are pretty straightforward and have marketing campaigns that remind me of desperate politicians in most cases.
Then there’s the Bathmate Hydropump from Hydromax.
Holy. Freaking. Lord.
My first thoughts when I saw a picture of the product:
- That looks like a fleshlight.
- That looks like an alien device.
- That looks like an alien fleshlight.
- Am I really supposed to stick my dick in that?
Maybe you guys didn’t have the same reaction, and if you’re a little more familiar with sex toys than I am, a giant hard plastic condom with a suction pump on it might not have seemed so intimidating. In fact, I don’t think I read one Bathmate Hydropump review that mentioned the design of the product, so maybe it’s just me.
Basically, you fill the device with water while you’re in the shower or bathtub, insert your penis, and pump out the water. This creates a vacuum in the tube, and your penis “rises to the occasion.” Blood rushes to fill it, and you end up with a pretty nice boner by the end of your 15-minute session, ready to use for sex.
The idea is that this post-pumping erection will be a bigger, fuller, better erection, and after a while you’ll see this bigger, fuller, better erection as a permanent thing.
If it sounds like the best thing ever, it’s because it is. Check the reviews for this product — Everyone loves it and their feedback is insanely positive. Guys are regularly reporting real gains in girth and length, and unlike so many other products out there, these gains seem to be the NORMAL thing as opposed to the mixed results of other leading products (i.e. dick pills).
And if it’s working for everyone, you should probably buy it today.
What does the Bathmate Hydropump do?
The Bathmate improves sex by improving your size, but most of us who use it regularly are noticing huge gains in sexual stamina as well. The main focus is length and girth, though, and that’s what you’ll notice immediately when you use the Bathmate Hydropump.
The Hydropump uses a vacuum to enlarge the penis, forcing more blood into it and effectively causing an erection. This is the reason why pumps have been used for years to treat ED.
Pumps cause the penis to expand more than normal, and that makes more blood fill the penis than normal, and with repeated use this expansion is permanent. Here’s what the website and several reviewers have reported:
- immediate noticeable increase in quality of erection after pumping
- 0.5” gains in length over the course of 1 – 3 months
- typical long-term results of 1” – 3” gains in length
- typical long-term results of 30% added girth
So if it has such incredible, quantifiable, long-term results, how does this product work?
How does it work?
If you’ve done much research on penis enhancement, you’ve probably run across the science of erections at some point. In case you didn’t or need a refresher, I’ll give you a quick recap.
The brain and/or penis is stimulated, and this results in a rush of blood to the penis. This rush of blood to the penis causes an erection. Most dick pills concentrate on heightening arousal (stimulation of the brain/penis) and increasing blood flow. The Bathmate Hydropump works a little differently.
A quick lesson in anatomy to augment your erectile science knowledge: The penis is a three-chamber organ.
The top two chambers are called the Corpora Cavernosa, and the bottom chamber is called the Corpus Spongiosum.
Fluids flow through the Corpus Spongiosum during urination and ejaculation, and blood flows into the Corpora Cavernosa during an erection.
Essentially, the Bathmate works to make the chambers of the Corpora Cavernosa bigger. You can think of it like “weight training for your penis” (it actually says that on the website), and while the tissue in the penis isn’t quite the same as the rest of your muscle tissue, this isn’t a bad analogy.
If you want bigger muscles, you lift weights. And “bigger” is what you’re trying to accomplish with the Bathmate Hydropump, right?
Think about doing a bunch of bench presses and then walking around shirtless. You’re more comfortable with your chest, and your chest is actually bigger because you’re pumped up. This doesn’t last very long after you’re done with the bench presses, but if you do sets consistently over time, you will make your chest bigger, firmer, and stronger.
The Bathmate Hydropump creates a vacuum inside its plastic tube. The vacuum forces your penis to enlarge to fill the inside of the tube, which forces blood into your penis, stretching and inflating your penis. At first, you’re just bigger because you’re “pumped up”, but eventually you can achieve long-term penis growth.
How the hell do I use it?
While the way your penis grows might be similar to working out with weights, using the Bathmate Hydropump is nothing like working out. Working out is active and can be exhausting.
By contrast, using the Bathmate Hydropump is easy, and I’d even go so far as to call it fun. All it takes is sticking your dick into the tube, pumping 5 – 6 times, and then waiting 10-15 minutes. It requires little to no effort, and they even have a neck strap you can get so that the process is hands-free. Besides that, the Bathmate Hydropump is easy to clean, discreetly packaged, and if you can remember to shower every day, easy to turn into a habit.
Working out is active and taxing. It’s easy to fall off the wagon and go months without being in the gym. Using the Bathmate is passive, and if you leave your pump in the shower, you don’t ever have to go out of your way to use it.
I’m not the only reviewer to stress how “fun” it is, either.
Here’s the steps for using the Bathmate Hydropump:
- Get in a hot bath or shower and let the water relax you for a few minutes.
- Set your pump to the “fill” setting.
- Fill your pump with water.
- Lock gator into place.
- Insert dick.
- Pump 5 – 6 times.
- Leave pump in place for 10 – 15 minutes.
- Have monstrous penis.
If you’re like me, you’re ultra-skeptical of hype, but so many positive of the reviews for this product are hard to ignore.
The makers of the pump recommend using it 15 minutes up to once a day (monitor yourself and don’t get too crazy).
Does the Bathmate Hydropump work?
A staggering amount of reviewers say yes, it does work. I’ve been reviewing several dick pills lately. There’s an abundance of written material on them, but most of that is based on the science behind what ingredients are in the pills, and even then the writers don’t even have the correct ingredients listed half the time.
Reviewers for the Bathmate Hydromax haven’t only used the pump successfully — they’ve shared pictures and measurements.
I’m not kidding — you can search it on Google images. The internet looks like a hot girl’s phone it’s got so many penises on it.
While I’m well aware of people in this industry just faking results to make a buck, I’ve seen too many guys posting before and after pictures to not believe that it’s NORMAL to have a great experience using this product.
People are seeing real gains. Here’s what you can expect from consistent use:
- seriously improved girth (like I said before, 30% increases are typical)
- improved length (0.5” in the first 1 – 3 months)
- better sexual stamina (not a bad bonus)
What I’ve seen from guys who’ve been using the pump longer than me is that keeping your size gains does require continuous use of the pump, but once you get to a size you’re happy with, you can maintain your gains with 1 – 2 sessions a week.
The crazy part about this product is that, unlike dick pills — the effects of which usually taper off with continued use — you can continue using this product and continue to see results in most cases.
I seriously love this product and am seriously thinking it’s a winner for everyone.
Is it safe?
While used extensively in medicine in the past as treatment for ED, penile pumps aren’t recommended by many doctors. Doctors all over the world have recommended the Bathmate. The success that the Bathmate has gained with doctor recommendations is surprising and another thing that sets this pump apart from alternatives.
You should be careful. You should watch how this product is affecting your body, and it’s ALWAYS a good idea to talk to your doctor about using products like this. In most cases, though, the Bathmate is completely safe.
One thing you should be aware of — and the biggest problem I’ve heard about related to dick pumps — is overuse. If you do more than recommended with the product, it is possible to damage the elastic tissue in your penis, and that means less firm erections, not bigger ones.
Should I buy the Bathmate Hydropump?
I think so. By the looks of things, this product is a sure winner, and the results are guaranteed by the company. If you use it right, you have almost no downsides and almost all positives.
Size DOES matter. At least, that’s what she told me.
And I believed her, so I decided to do something about it.
And now a lot of girls know that size matters, and I’m the guy who got to show them why.